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Told his batting average was going down, Chuck
said, "Yes, my batteries are running down!"
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"The yellow ribbons aren't working. I was outside
for 20 minutes and not one car stopped to
pray!"
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"I just cleaned my sunglasses with tongue water and
the bottom of my T-shirt!"
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"Now THAT'S Dr. Pepper!"
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"In thy presence is fulness of joy..." Psalm
16:11
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Luke was watering the tree with a sprinkling
can.
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"Do you take this man to be your awful-headed
husband?"
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"I didn't think I'd have anything like this until
my WEDDING!"
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Mrs. Becker said the kittens get their milk from
the bumps on Midnight's tummy. "Does she have Pepsi
ones, too?"
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"Wow, that guy had on strong aftershave lotion! I
could smell it clear through the phone!"
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Gabrielle was singing "Angels in the cereal!"
("Gloria in Excelsis Deo!")
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"Nana, your skin doesn't fit!"
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"Mom what does B-zero-zero spell?"
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"I'm going on a fish hunt!"
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"OK, Daddy. I ready go for ride!"
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"Look! The moon's broke."
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"I'm NOT sitting on your lap! If you give me your
phone number, I'll call you when I have time!"
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"Fred insisted Barry had to push the bike himself.
'But you're a psychologist,' Barry said. 'You're
supposed to help people!"
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"Well, I know one thing for sure. When I go to
heaven I'm going to take my swing set with
me!"
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The vacation Bible school song was "I've Got Peace
Like A River." Mandy was singing, "I've got GEESE
on a river!"
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